We’re number one! We’re number one! America is number one, but not for the things we should be.

According to nationmaster.com the United States is #1 for:

• Oil Consumption
• Assault by Rifle, Shotgun or Larger Firearm
• Drunk Neighbors
• Death by Reptile
• Car Thefts
• Obesity
• Divorce Rate
• Defense Budget
• Television Viewing
• External Debt (Owed to Other Countries)

Here is where we rank in a few things that matter:

• 15th – Infrastructure
• 32nd – Air Transportation Infrastructure, behind Panama and Malaysia
• 18th – Port Infrastructure
• 22nd – Rail Infrastructure
• US Students rank 32nd in Math
• US Students rank 17th in Reading

As Dean Wormer said, “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.”